You should never tell me what to do.
If I'm not having sex with you, I'm . . . a.) . . . having a fat day. b.) . . . not feeling "connected" to you. c.) . . . blackmailing you to get something I want.
Shoes determine whether you're fashionable or not.
If I slept over, you owe me breakfast.
If you ask me out directly, I will say yes.
I'm unimpressed with a man who doesn't take the lead.
You're sexy when you're: shaving, fixing things, wearing a white T-shirt and jeans, driving, eating a peach, holding a baby.
Surprises, especially gifts for moi = more loving.
I love it when you're sweaty.
Even nice girls like hushed dirty talk in public
For the record: I'd rather you break up with me than cheat
