10 Rules for the BEACH
1. Forbidden to shuffle along noisly
with slippers and mules!
You can see and hear a good swimmer
by the noise he makes in the water:
LESS noise, more is good.
2. No JEWELS and No costume jewelry.
Emphasize the nudity of the body,
its shape, its perimeter.
3. No SELF-TANNING!
If you hadn’t time to tan,
not smear with the self-tanning,
otherwise you will become an orange pumpkin.
4. Attention to SPONGE towels and bathrobes.
By the first wave they ‘ll be soaked
of water and sand,
and they ‘ll weigh a pound.
Better an ethnic light cotton PAREO to lie on matching with an ethnic basket-bag.
5. Is strictly forbidden to wear MAKEUP.
6. Yes for tiny BIKINI with small bows
as a bathing suits.
No matching bra with panties!
MIX COLORS as your taste!
7. Compose your look with
special SUNGLASSES
matching with headphones:
One a day throughout the holiday.
8. Take MANICURES and
PEDICURES hilarious:
Choose your red nail polish for the summer
and varnish one’s nails
with layers and layers of
High Shine Top Coat.
9. Complete your beachwear look with HATS:
Wide-brimmed straw hats, turbans,
printed foulard, sailor hats and bandana.
10. Don’t use too much and
don’t scream at the PHONE!
